I am especially concerned about what they think about our space exploration programs in light of how we treat our Earth. Can you imagine an intergalactic meeting to discuss Earth and probably how to stop the humans from polluting the universe?
"Did you hear that Earthlings was jealous of Saturn for its gassy ring so they put a ring of garbage around Earth?" Asked the Jupiter being
Imagine yourself from another planet, what would be your comments about humans on Earth? In the meantime, here's a poem between Venetians and Earthlings:"No and all this time I thought they were being careless with their waste. They didn't want to waste space on their land so they just used space!" - Martian."Damn they've pierced our acidic veil and probing our planet to see if it can sustain human life!"- Venetians on hearing the sad news that Earthlings' scientists have used heat sensors to determine that volcanoes on Venus are signs planetary neighbor is active."At least you got an acidic veil and they only can probe from the outside. With us, they have landed and have some vehicle roving about, spying on us. Our Intel has informed us that they found out we have flowing water!"- Martian."You two morons are in the same galaxy as those Earth morons. We're how many light years away and our Intel tells us they find us Earth-like. On top of that, our Intel tells us now their garbage has polluted their food and they're building better passenger space crafts so we're damned for being Earth-like" - Kepler-186f being."As if they are the only beings in the galaxy!"- Pluto-being."Go back under your rock in the Kuiper belt! Mature planets are having a conversation."- Martian"You're just as bad as those Earthlings who demoted us from planet in this galaxy although our Intel tells us we will be reinstated to planet soon so their young ones will once again remember us by the mnemonic device: My Very Earthly Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets"- Pluto-being
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