I am an April's Fool

I was already in a bad mood and not because I was pranked on April's Fool. I had worked my frustration out in the yard by raking and cleaning up the swale on the side. The final touch was to use the gas blower and clean the sidewalk back up. While blowing out the sidewalk and the engine throbbing loudly in my ear, this other fool in a white SUV was honking for my attention.

I didn't want to stop what I was doing so I kept going. Well, this fool was honking away disturbing the neighbors, following me, honking. Leave me alone, already! I'm not buying what you're selling!

Almost every time I'm outside doing yardwork, some fool wants me to give him the work. I don't know what money I should be paying him with. On one occasion, a guy in a BMW said that to me because I have a house, he lived in an apartment. I had to inform him because I had a house which is why I am poor. There is always something to fix so to save myself from too much debt, I did my yard work. Maybe, that was a foolish answer and I should have said that why he live in an apartment but driving BMW.

Aren't we all just a bunch of fools!